Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Woody Allen Quotes

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I am two with nature.

I am two with nature.