In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Television Quotes

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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