In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Quote by Woody Allen
America And Americans Quotes
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise...
Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads,...