In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Television Quotes

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

What's worth doing is worth doing for money

What's worth doing is worth doing for money

To him, money was like the toy bank notes in Monopoly: he wanted it, not...

To him, money was like the toy bank notes in Monopoly: he wanted it, not...

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason.