In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: America And Americans Quotes, Television Quotes

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...

The man consummating his life dies his death triumphantly, surrounded by men filled with hope...

The man consummating his life dies his death triumphantly, surrounded by men filled with hope...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.