You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

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Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other; it is fed with...

Love is born with the pleasure of looking at each other; it is fed with...

Love is a two way street.

Love is a two way street.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes...

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes...

If you love someone, put their name in a circle; because hearts can be broken,...

If you love someone, put their name in a circle; because hearts can be broken,...

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

True friendship is like a rose. We can't realize it's beauty until it fades.

When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another's love...

When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another's love...

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

The most eloquent silence; that of two mouths meeting in a kiss.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

Two lives, two hearts joined together in friendship united forever in love

No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll...

No man is worth your tears, and when you find the man who is, he'll...

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

Nothing is great like friendship on earth, No jewel No pearl has got it's worth....

Half of the people in the world are below average.

Half of the people in the world are below average.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some...

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some...

My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it...

My friend, why have you drifted so far away? All motion is relative, maybe it...

The key to life is imagination. If you don't have that, no mater what you...

The key to life is imagination. If you don't have that, no mater what you...

006 was such an interesting character and the film really explored his friendship with Bond...

006 was such an interesting character and the film really explored his friendship with Bond...

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

Our righteousness is in Him, and our hope depends, not upon the exercise of grace...

Our righteousness is in Him, and our hope depends, not upon the exercise of grace...