You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

You May Be One Person To The World But You May Be The World To...

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with...

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with...

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some...

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

True friends are like diamonds; precious but rare. Fake friends are like fall leaves; found...

I self destruct every relationship so that i don't get hurt... but in truth i...

I self destruct every relationship so that i don't get hurt... but in truth i...

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

Others will say, loving someone is tiring: sometimes happy, sometimes you'll cry! They said I'd...

Others will say, loving someone is tiring: sometimes happy, sometimes you'll cry! They said I'd...

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the...

Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says For the...

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

Love is willing to wait instead of demanding,prove you care.

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

St. Peter scold me saying son, where have you been? And he saw me with...

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.

Falling in love is awfully simple, but falling out of love is simply awful.

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes...

I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, Even over the longest distance. Same goes...

To love is natural. To understand the variations of love is wisdom.

To love is natural. To understand the variations of love is wisdom.

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

Love is a fabric which never fades, no matter how often it is washed in...

I think, therefore I'm single.

I think, therefore I'm single.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find...

Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find...