I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
God depends on us. It is through us that God is achieved
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult...