I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Quote by Woody Allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
80% of success is showing up.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.
Life is more fun if you play games.
You'd be surprised how much fun you can have sober. When you get the hang...