The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote by Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Marriage is the death of hope.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
What is in question is a kind of book reviewing which seems to be more...
Parents should conduct their arguments in quiet, respectful tones, but in a foreign language. You'd...