I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Marriage is the death of hope.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...