I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...