I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
Marriage is the death of hope.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.