Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Success Quotes

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is...

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...