Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Quote by Woody Allen
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.