Seventy percent of success in life is showing up

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Success Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

I am two with nature.

I am two with nature.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil....

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

I think that perhaps we always fall in love the very first time we see...

I think that perhaps we always fall in love the very first time we see...

The future of mankind seems to be a religious one, and religion can be a...

The future of mankind seems to be a religious one, and religion can be a...

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's...

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if it's...