I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when...
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves...
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Your life is what your thoughts make it.
When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning, by dreams that need completion,...