Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Quote by Woody Allen
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came...
Always remember this: A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...