Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set...
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...
He'll cheat without scruple, who can without fear
The problem... is emblematic of what hasn't changed during the equal opportunity revolution of the...