The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
80% of success is showing up.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to...
The gods too are fond of a joke.