It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote by Woody Allen
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I...
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a...
Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore,...