It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote by Woody Allen
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go...
And my parents finally realise that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they...
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures...