It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too...
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on...
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...