I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Death Quotes

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last...

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills...they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come...

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the death of hope.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.