I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats.

Quote by Woody Allen

Topics: Death Quotes

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very...

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...