The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Quote by Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
I am two with nature.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
Single women have a dreadful propensity to being poor
He is poor indeed that can promise nothing