The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Quote by Woody Allen
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my...
Parents forgive their children least readily for the faults they themselves instilled in them
If there are quarrels between the parents or if their marriage is unhappy, the ground...