Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I am two with nature.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
And ye shall be betrayed both by parents, and brethren, and kinsfolks, and friends; and...
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment, and especially on their children, than...