Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the...
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...
I am two with nature.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to...
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only...
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I would rather have an inferiority complex and be pleasantly surprised, than have a superiority...
I was always too mature for my age - and not very happy. I had...
People think that they just want movies like Pretty Woman, when really they - at...