If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Quote by Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars...
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave...
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty...
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing;...
To climb steep hills requires slow pace at first.
The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.