I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
Quote by Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by...
My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there...
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it...
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what...
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me...
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more...
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.