I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard...
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down....
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some...
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
If you live in America and you do not own your own business, you have...
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not...