I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Quote by Woody Allen
Woody Allen Quotes
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through...
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in...
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much...
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught...
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its...
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep...
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or...
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up
When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust...
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit...