I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
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Woody Allen Quotes
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
80% of success is showing up.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They...
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Practice random beauty and senseless acts of love.
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must...
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl...
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept...