Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

Quote by Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one...

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Although we've come to the end of the road, still I can't let you go,...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had...

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

80% of success is showing up.

80% of success is showing up.

Who knows where inspiration comes from. Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from...

Who knows where inspiration comes from. Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from...

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others

If at first you do succeed, try something harder

If at first you do succeed, try something harder