Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

The best thing in the world is being in love with someone who you also...

The best thing in the world is being in love with someone who you also...

My best friend may not be as popular as Osama or Obama but he or...

My best friend may not be as popular as Osama or Obama but he or...

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.