Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Quote by Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Blood's not thicker than money.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...