Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...