Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...