I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
Humor is reason gone mad.
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
The only service a friend can really render is to keep your courage by holding...
Smiling like an idiot while having an amazing conversation with your bestfriend.