I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to...
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.