Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...