Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I...

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow