“Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'Quote by Rodney DangerfieldTopics: Quotes about Funny, Quotes about JokesShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex...#Rodney Dangerfield
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing...#Rodney Dangerfield
