Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Groucho Marx Quotes

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.