I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first...