Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider...

Whoever invented the meeting must have had Hollywood in mind. I think they should consider...

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.