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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

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I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...