She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Home is where you hang your head
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force....
Nothing short of self-respect and that justice which is essential to a national character ought...
When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its...