She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...