Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Smoking Quotes

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I...

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...