Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
I am not covetous for gold; but if it be a sin to covet honor,...
Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you can't do this or that. That's...