Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Intelligence Quotes, Military Quotes

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.