I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring.
The greatest part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not on...