Home is where you hang your head

Quote by Groucho Marx

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.