Home is where you hang your head

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of...

There isn't a wife in the world who has not taken the exact measure of...

My wife's in judge of me, Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be,...

My wife's in judge of me, Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be,...