Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Life Quotes

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

When you're finished changing, you're finished.

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a...

After sleeping through a hundred million centuries we have finally opened our eyes on a...