Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Life Quotes

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.