Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Life Quotes

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

By burning Luther's books you may rid your bookshelves of him, but you will not...

By burning Luther's books you may rid your bookshelves of him, but you will not...

A book whose sale's forbidden all men rush to see, and prohibition turns one reader...

A book whose sale's forbidden all men rush to see, and prohibition turns one reader...