My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

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Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas...

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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course...

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.