Home is where you hang your head

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf...

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.