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Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...
Humor is reason gone mad.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...