Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...

Magnanimity in politics is not seldom the truest wisdom; and a great empire and little...

Magnanimity in politics is not seldom the truest wisdom; and a great empire and little...