Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my...
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually...
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Home is where you hang your head
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...