I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman
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I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...
Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman
I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate
Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman
Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur
Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman