I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman
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Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...
Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman
Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...
You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper
Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate
Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman
I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper