I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman
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Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman
Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...
I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...
It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman
Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman
Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...