Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Quote by Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to...

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

One with God is a majority.

One with God is a majority.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?

Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?