Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Quote by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx Quotes
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.
Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we...