My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Mothers Quotes

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us...

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and...

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is...

It is far easier for a woman to lead a blameless life than it is...