Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.

Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems.

Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems.

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.

You can't lead anyone else further than you have gone yourself.