Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Youre a woman whos been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.