Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Funny Quotes, Women Quotes

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've...

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.