Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Death And Dying Quotes, Life Quotes, Living Quotes

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Blood's not thicker than money.

Blood's not thicker than money.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with...

Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter.Lullabies, dreams and love ever after. Poems and songs with...

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being...

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being...

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency...

Laughter is nothing else but sudden glory arising from some sudden conception of some eminency...