Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Death And Dying Quotes
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
The movies were custard compared to politics.
If a psychiatric and scientific inquiry were to be made upon our rulers, mankind would...