Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But life looks different through everyone's eyes.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Death And Dying Quotes
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and...
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Dont ever underestimate the importance of money. I know its often been said that money...
The intense happiness of our union is derived in a high degree from the perfect...
Happiness is the reward we get for living to the highest right we know
Money is everywhere but so is poetry. What we lack are the poets.