I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Confidence Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was...

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries. But...

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.