I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And...
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to...
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
The Democratic Party is the party that opened its arms. We opened them to every...
When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.