Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
Quote by Groucho Marx
Men And Women Quotes
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the...
Blood's not thicker than money.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for...
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it...
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can...
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying...
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...