Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
Quote by Groucho Marx
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the...
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.