I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Living Quotes

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly...

Home is where you hang your head

Home is where you hang your head

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If...

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Do you mind if I don't smoke ?

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

I've learned that everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the...

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

Always be wary of the Software Engineer who carries a screwdriver.

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question: Do you believe that you will be...

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.