I intend to live forever, or die trying.

Quote by Groucho Marx

Topics: Living Quotes

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and...

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Go, and never darken my towels again.

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas...

The fact that poetry is not of the slightest economic or political importance, that is...

The fact that poetry is not of the slightest economic or political importance, that is...

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep...