Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Quote by Groucho Marx
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's...
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever...
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with...
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old...
I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I...
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly...
Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow...
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have...
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Ride the horse in the direction that it's going
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at...