Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
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Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan
I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper
It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman
Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman
Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan
Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...
Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper
Oh my sweet dick, it's magic. -Patches O Houlihan