Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
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Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...
Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman
If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper
I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...
Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur
Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate
It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman
Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman
Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman
That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman
It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...
Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman